The Terrors Of Being A Chief-Bridesmaid!
I AND MY BESTIE, THE FORMER MISS TOBI ADEGBITE, NOW MRS IBRAHIM. LOL |
Did you know that as a chief-bridesmaid, you have the sole
duty to be the target of pent-up frustration of relatives, friends (married or
single, dealing with man issues or just been menopausal), calm bridal jitters, tantrums,
sooth injured feathers of relatives, smooth over all last minute hitches and ensure
the bride and groom, are actually present and have a lovely memorable time, on
their wedding day?
Excluding the fact, that you have to cram all the positions,
stance and angles, taught to you at the wedding rehearsal, by the sadists,
masquerading as teachers, priests, or any of the various pious title, they choose
to hide under. Failure to remember, which angle to hold the wedding booklet or when
to kneel/stand/sit (reminds me of puppets and puppeteers) or God forbid, where
to stand, can mean only two things.
1.You are single and obviously are, unconsciously jealous/envious
and don’t want your best friend to get married, so therefore, you want to
sabotage her wedding.
2. You are married and obviously unhappy, with her choice of
mate and want to unconsciously sabotage her wedding.
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MRS AND MRS IBRAHIM....... AWWW...AIN'T THEY SUPER CUTE. |
If only I knew, I would have run for the hills, when called
upon to fulfill the ultimate girl code that must, never be broken by best
friends. But alas, like an innocent lamb,
I was lead to the slaughter alter.
Sadly, I forgot where to stand, the
angle to hold the booklet and most of the rules(FYI: I fell down the
stairs...tears). Yes! I felt the chilly wind of disapproval, unholy thoughts (woa!
Cold!)and heard some mildly wicked opinions and suggestions, but I suffered
held on gamely, for the love of my best friend.

So, to all my remaining single Best Friends For Life, this
is a public notice to you all, that I decline the honour respectfully (No
violence please), I would rather get married first!
To my future Chief-bridesmaid, I promise to make up for the
grief, in your nearest future, by ensuring your dress, is couture and you have
lots of chocolate handy, so you can suffer in style.
BTW: DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED, TO WEAR CERTAIN
MAKEUP OR EYELASH EXTENTIONS AS A CHIEF-BRIDESMAID? LOL
Till the next post...
Millare
Muah.
Cool! Story.
ReplyDeleteHahaha...rolling,never had d honour of being a chief bridesmaid..lol..never knew it was dat fun!!cool story!
ReplyDeleteLmao.......Milly!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNice piece gurl! been a CHIEF,is really a hand full
Deletelol, never wld av guessed that being a chief bridesmaid cld be so stressful yet hilarious
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